Like this bum-baring gold piece that B. wore when she headlined the Glastonbury Festival in England recently. Joan Rivers says, "She puts the assy in classy."
And that's not all. The hostess with the mostest talks about "cancklets," what Brokeback Mountain 2 would look like and more!
So click in and get all of Joan's jokes that didn't make it on air in our sassy sartorial photo gallery.